I. There once was a country out West Who thought all its actions were best It pushed foes for more Then lost in the War And now here with Mounties I rest II. There once was a guy named Tom Who got too excited for prom It was after the dance When he took his first chance ...and his brother's due in nine months |
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Note: If any of these limericks offend you in any way, please keep it to yourself. These are meant to be funny/satirical. I'm not inviting any arguing about any topics I may write about.
For `GaioumonBatou's Limerick workshop. It lasts 'til April 29th, so I'll probably be adding ones to this as I write them, so if I spam my watchers' message center, I'm sorry.  I: This one was written as a satire about the United States. I am against us being the "worldwide police." The "War" represents WWIII, when I believe we'll be destroyed (if it ever occurs). Canada FTW.  II: Was thinking about prom when this idea popped into my head. And I know it's not technically a limerick - it's actually an anti-limerick because the last line doesn't fit limerick standards - but that's close enough.  I'm a bit twisted, I'd say. |
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on the skill i can say thats been written very well ..
topic .. well its a controversial topic and that is the core of most of the good poetry ...
its funny sarcastic .. (= satire) and its deep and gets its meaning across ... yay for the functional limerick ...
cant wait to see which controversy you pick next ...
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Macabre morbidity,
ongoing disloyalty,
doubtful certainty,
decaying eternity.
Woot! I think I've improved in the meter/rhyme department in the past year, but this is the first limerick in forever that I've tried. To know you think it's written well makes me happeh.
I can't guarantee I'll pick a controversy to make fun of next... heck, I can't guarantee I'll even write another limerick.
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Ne me détestez pas parce que je suis beau et que je parle français.
--Si vous pouviez lire le Français, vous pourriez comprendre ceci!
----Parlez Français et soyez le meilleur.
yes ... one cant win everytime ... there is always that once in a while when one has to lose .. even if its just for the sake of change ....
have fun ...
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Macabre morbidity,
ongoing disloyalty,
doubtful certainty,
decaying eternity.
ok no seriously .. am i to interpret this as well .. his brother is going to be a father soon ... or that tom is going to be welcoming a brother soon regardless of what tom and his ( i am guessing) heterosexual partner may have done ?? ... I am a little
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Macabre morbidity,
ongoing disloyalty,
doubtful certainty,
decaying eternity.
Okay, there's a song that talks about taking your mom to prom and getting lucky. That's what I mean. His brother's due in nine months, meaning him and his mom... yeah.
Like I said, I'm twisted.
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Ne me détestez pas parce que je suis beau et que je parle français.
--Si vous pouviez lire le Français, vous pourriez comprendre ceci!
----Parlez Français et soyez le meilleur.
.. and yes that is a twisted and disgusting thing ... *squirms* ....
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Macabre morbidity,
ongoing disloyalty,
doubtful certainty,
decaying eternity.
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Ne me détestez pas parce que je suis beau et que je parle français.
--Si vous pouviez lire le Français, vous pourriez comprendre ceci!
----Parlez Français et soyez le meilleur.
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If I were the rain that binds together the earth and sky, who in all of eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind the hearts of people together?
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If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak. - Jayne, Firefly.
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